Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Last Man Standing

That's what I am, now that I'm the lone male worker in the office, but I don't know if I won anything or lost everything. Rob told me to put up Playboy posters around my workstation to continue to establish my masculinity. Wendy told me that I should be wearing a skirt soon, but I had to shave my legs for that. So, she suggested that a leotard would do.

But seriously, I feel lonely. No male co-worker to bond with or, at least, talk to during lunch. Man, this feels awkward. Fortunately, I did some proofing this morning, helping me temporarily forget that I was all alone here.

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