Friday, May 30, 2008

All by My Lonesome

With Wendy in Montreal since Thursday; Rob taking the Friday off; Jennifer, Shelley, Nina and Charlene in some client meeting; and Julita taking the afternoon off for some shopping with her in-laws, I was left alone in the office to fend for myself.

For once I had the place to myself. I freely broke wind twice, making sure that no one was around and sprayed some air freshener just in case the smell lingered. I even went to the men's washroom and took my time crapping. (The gas build-up in my tummy was beginning to bother me.)

Anyway, I'm thinking of calling it a day early. There's nothing to do anyway. I'm out of here!

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